Gym classes that promise a plump posterior are in high demand. A surgery that pumps fat into the buttocks is gaining popularity. And padded panties that give the appearance of a rounder rump are selling out.
Here comes Thanksgiving, ready or not. This year is going to be different. I can remember very few Thanksgivings that my mom and I weren’t in the kitchen together cooking. That’s a lot of turkey and dressing, a lot of years, and a lot of tradition.
The suffix -ish has been part of the English language for centuries. Yet in recent years, it seems to have spread like linguistic kudzu, threatening to replace “like,” as in, like, total verbal tonnage.
When you’ve been to several funerals in a short period of time, you can’t help but wonder what will be said at your own. What adjectives will be used to describe you? What will the attendees hear that will make them nod their heads?