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Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Obama Pays Mexico $5 Billion To Keep Donald Trump

▪  Clinton Debunks Rumors About Health By Telling Audience Exact Day She Will Die

▪  Trump Spends Entire Classified National Security Briefing Asking About ​Egyptian ​Mummies

▪  Pence Recaptured After Fleeing Trump Campaign Bus

▪  Republicans To Pull Money From Trump Ads and Spend It On Alcohol

▪  Dad Immediately Develops Deep Friendship With Guy Giving Quote on Replacing Windows