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Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Trump Blasts Media for Reporting Things He Says

▪  Mentally Unbalanced Man Still Waiting for the Right Trump Comment to Incite Him

▪  ExxonMobil Vows Lenient Treatment for Any Species That Surrenders Voluntarily

▪  Experts Advise Against Throwing Laptop Across Office Even Though It Will Feel Incredible

▪  Michael Phelps Spots Estranged Father Poseidon in Stands

▪  NBC Details Inspirational Story of Advertising Sponsor’s Journey to Olympics