Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Trump Succeeds in Delivering Speech No One Will Want to Plagiarize

▪  Trump Takes Moment to Thank All the Fear in Audience for Making This Night Possible

▪  Republicans Accused of Plagiarizing Entire Convention Scenario From Book of Revelation

▪  Trump Accidentally Fires Off ‘Boring Mike Pence’ Tweet During VP Speech Before He Can Stop Himself

▪  Newt Gingrich: ‘It’s an Honor to Address a Crowd That Shares My Utterly Bizarre and Unhealthy Obsession With Hillary Clinton’

▪  Furious Chris Christie Refuses to Pick Up Trump’s Dry Cleaning