Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Congressional Republicans Vote to Abolish FBI

▪  British Lose Right to Claim That Americans Are Dumber

▪  Voters Glad They Got Hope in Politicians Out of System for Next Election Cycle or Two

▪  Hillary Clinton Bowls Over Catcher to Score Winning Run in Campaign Staff Softball Game

▪  Financially Struggling Trump Campaign Holds Fundraising Riot