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Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

•  Cash-Strapped Trump Campaign Auctions Chris Christie on eBay

▪  Sanders Vows to Keep Fighting for Nomination Even if Hillary Is Elected President

▪  Trump: Mexicans Swarming Across Border, Enrolling in Law School and Becoming Biased Judges

▪  Frustrated Nation Out of Ideas to Solve Gun Violence Problem Except for All the Obvious Ones

▪  New Uber Update Allows Users to File Lawsuit Against Company Directly in App

▪  God Clarifies That He Still Hates Cleveland Fans Despite Cavaliers Championship