Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Nation Dreading Next 6 Months of Watching Candidates Trying to Relate to It

▪  Report: 70% of Trump Endorsements Made After Staring at Bedroom Ceiling for 4 Hours

▪  Obama Alienates Millions With Incendiary Pro-Knowledge Remarks at University Commencement

▪  Man Forced to Venture Pretty Far Into Wilds of Internet to Have Opinion Confirmed

▪  Voyager Probe Badly Damaged After Smashing Into End of Universe

▪  Man’s Garbage to Have Much More Significant Effect on Planet Than He Will

This story was originally published May 30, 2016 at 12:01 AM.