Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  ‘Well, Here’s What Won’t Pass,’ Obama Says Before Listing 35 Proposals

▪  Republicans Expose Obama’s College Plan as Plot to Make People Smarter

▪  Richest 1 Percent Disappointed to Possess Only Half of World’s Wealth

▪  Republicans Address Income Inequality by Offering Middle Class Hot Stock Tip

▪  Report: Peyton Manning Played Entire Season With 38-Year-Old Body

This story was originally published January 21, 2015 at 6:01 PM.