Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Nation Was Kind of Hoping for Different Outcome When Concerned Citizens Came Together to Make Voices Heard

▪  Trump Supporter Still Planning on Rioting at National Convention Anyway

▪  Republican Establishment Quietly Relieved Party No Longer Their Responsibility

▪  Thousands of Cheering Americans Packed Into Park for Ted Cruz Concession Speech

▪  Senate Officially Mourns Return of Ted Cruz

▪  Premier League on Leicester City Soccer Title: ‘Order Will Soon Be Restored’

This story was originally published May 9, 2016 at 12:01 AM.