Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Koch Brothers Consider Purchasing First Democrat

▪  Cruz Hopes to Tap Into Immense Popularity of Carly Fiorina

▪  ‘Run! Run and Never Look Back!’ Whispers Heidi Cruz While Hugging Carly Fiorina on Rally Stage

▪  Trump Reassures Supporters That He Still Opposes Women Who Were Born Women

▪  Single Mother Working 3 Minimum-Wage Jobs Just Trying Not to Live in the Moment

▪  Online University Allows Students to Amass Crippling Debt at Own Pace

This story was originally published May 1, 2016 at 7:01 PM.