The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:
▪ Report: None of the 31 Americans Qualified to Be President Running This Year
▪ Clinton Takes Campaign Staff to Little Hole-in-the-Wall Financial Institution Not Many People Know About
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▪ It Unclear Why Thousands of Loud, Chanting Trump Supporters Gathering Outside Arena in Iowa
▪ Obama Caught Trying to Jump White House Fence
▪ FBI Convinced George Clooney to Wear Wire During Clinton Fundraising Dinner
▪ Curt Schilling Quietly Relieved He No Longer Needs to Censor Self for 3 Hours Once a Week
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