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Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Report: None of the 31 Americans Qualified to Be President Running This Year

▪  Clinton Takes Campaign Staff to Little Hole-in-the-Wall Financial Institution Not Many People Know About

▪  It Unclear Why Thousands of Loud, Chanting Trump Supporters Gathering Outside Arena in Iowa

▪  Obama Caught Trying to Jump White House Fence

▪  FBI Convinced George Clooney to Wear Wire During Clinton Fundraising Dinner

▪  Curt Schilling Quietly Relieved He No Longer Needs to Censor Self for 3 Hours Once a Week