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Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Clinton Campaign Accuses Sanders of Trying to Win Nomination

▪  Trump Says He Will Sue Everyone in Wisconsin

▪  ExxonMobil CEO Relieved It Finally Too Late to Do Anything About Climate Change

▪  Bernie Sanders Asks Anyone Who’s Serious About Breaking Up Big Banks to Meet Him on Corner of Canal and Bowery at Midnight

▪  Ben Carson Says He Has No Memory of Running for President

▪  Clinton Campaign Treasurer Crushed to Death After Stack of Campaign Funds Topples Over

▪  Jordan Spieth’s Family to Wait a Few More Days Before Asking Him What Happened at Masters

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