Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from theonion.com:

▪  Defensive Clinton Campaign Releases New ‘Who Are You to Judge Me?’ Ad

▪  Brutal Anti-Cruz Attack Ad Just 30 Seconds of Candidate’s Photo Displayed Without Any Text, Voiceover, Music

▪  Hundreds of Cuban Refugees Cling to Air Force One on Flight Back to U.S.

▪  Mitch McConnell Has Hands, Vocal Cords Removed to Prevent Self From Holding Hearing on Scalia Replacement

▪  Hillary Clinton Pleasantly Surprised After Finding Old $20,000 Donation Check in Coat Pocket

▪  Nation’s Workload to Be Completed During Timeouts of NCAA Tournament

This story was originally published March 27, 2016 at 7:01 PM.