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Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Violence Erupts at Trump Rally After Supporters Clash With Protesting GOP Leaders

▪  GOP Leaders Assure Sobbing Rubio It Not His Fault Party Splitting Up

▪  Kasich Trying to Find Other States Where He Is Beloved Multi-Term Governor

▪  Poll: Ted Cruz Currently Leads Among Voters Disputing Boundaries of Neighbor’s Yard

▪  Supreme Court Nominee Merrick Garland Kind of Uncomfortable With Political Analysts Casually Pointing Out He’ll Die Relatively Soon

▪  Obama Plans to Take Nuclear Launch Codes With Him When He Leaves Office

▪  Report: Watching Episode of ‘Downton Abbey’ Counts as Reading Book

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