Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines | The Wichita Eagle

The following satirical headlines come from theonion.com:

▪  Moderators Give Marco Rubio 90 Seconds to Deliver Closing Statement of Campaign

▪  ‘I Suffer From Severe Psychological Issues and I Need the Help of Mental Health Professionals,’ Says Trump in Pointed Debate Comeback

▪  Clinton Throws Flash Grenade to Divert Attention From Question About Senate Voting Record

▪  Fox Producers Attempt to Tire Out Aggressive Candidates Before Debate by Letting Them Run Around Outside

▪  Nation Not Sure What Signals It Gave Off to Make Candidates Think It Would Be Into Them

▪  Horrified Investigators Find Unresponsive Legislative Body in Capitol Building