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Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  GOP Statisticians Develop New Branch Of Math To Formulate Scenarios In Which Trump Doesn’t Win Nomination

▪  Trump Derailed by Obama’s Endorsement

▪  Trump Tremendously Relieved That KKK Ties Did Not Hurt Him in Alabama

▪  Clinton Tosses Unpledged Superdelegate In Trunk Of Car

▪  Rubio Campaign Hires New Candidate In Top-Level Staff Shakeup

▪  Obama Signs Executive Order Relocating Congress to Guantanamo

▪  Report: Getting Out Of Bed In Morning Sharply Increases Risk Of Things Getting Even Worse