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Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  GOP Warns Obama Against Doing Anything for Next 332 Days

▪  Conspiracy Theorists Say Republican Party Did Not Die From Natural Causes

▪  Wealthy Donors Pump Millions Into Sanders’ Campaign in Last-Ditch Effort to Destroy His Credibility

▪  Female Presidential Candidate Who Was United States Senator, Secretary of State Told to Be More Inspiring

▪  Moderator Asks GOP Candidates to Be Specific When Describing Hellscape Country Will Become if They Not Elected

▪  Entire Broncos Organization Announces Retirement After Super Bowl Win

▪  NCAA Investigating God for Giving Gifts to Athletes