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Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Obama Resigns From Presidency After Michelle Lands Dream Job in Seattle

▪  PBS Moderators Spend First 10 Minutes of Debate Asking Candidates for Fundraising Advice

▪  Sanders Admits Receiving Free Checking From Big Banks

▪  Fiorina Cheers Self Up by Firing Campaign Staff

▪  Christie Quits Race to Focus on Tormenting Rubio

▪  Cruz’s Success Gives Hope to Despised People Everywhere

▪  Advisers Hopeful Jeb Bush Finally Has Momentum to End Campaign

▪  Super Bowl Halftime Show Marred by Functioning Sound System