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Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Fact Checker at Republican Debate Hospitalized for Exhaustion

▪  Millions Resent Being Put in Horrible Position of Siding With Megyn Kelly in Debate Flap

▪  Dazed Marco Rubio Wakes Up in Koch Compound to Find Cold Metal Device Installed Behind Ear

▪  Palin Blames Obama for Her Defeat in 2008 Election

▪  Frustrated Rick Santorum Still Waiting for Go-Ahead From God to Suspend Presidential Campaign

▪  ISIS Chief Abruptly Cancels Meeting With Sean Penn

▪  Chiefs’ Coach Andy Reid Furious at Self for Poor Clock Management at End of 72-Oz. Steak Challenge