Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Obama Continues to Stubbornly Link Gun Violence With Guns

▪  Nation Shudders to Think How Mad NRA Would Be if Obama Actually Proposed Meaningful Gun Control

▪  White House Carefully Screened Any Gun Control Town Hall Questions That Addressed Obama as ‘Mein Fuehrer’

▪  Oregon Considers Wall to Keep Out Angry White Men

▪  Trump Calls His Al-Qaida Recruitment Video Highest-Rated Terror Video Ever

▪  Poll Finds Hillary Clinton Candidate Most Americans Want to Have 8-Ounce Glass of Tap Water With

This story was originally published January 10, 2016 at 6:02 PM.