Opinion Line Extra (Jan. 5)

Every kid needs to have a form attached to them at all times saying, “If you are an adult and you find me sexually attractive, please get help instead of hurting me.”

I hope everybody has been notified that automobile manufacturers are going to have a massive recall of their cars. Apparently way too many of their cars have been made without turn signals.

They were joking with us, right? We got 0.6 inches of snow Tuesday and there were snowplows on the streets? There is no need to wonder why taxes are so high.

Liberal Democrats never met a communist regime they didn’t love.

President Obama’s open-borders policies have created an unfunded mandate, forcing local communities across America to pick up a huge tab for the education and health care of illegal immigrant children. Thanks to our president, we can say goodbye to any hope that our property taxes can be reduced.

Since we can’t get a straight answer from the pro-torture side, I say we rectally hydrate the information out of them. If it works, we’ll know they were right.

Hooray – Jeb Bush is running for president. I am sure there are more countries the Bush family wants to invade.

I’m willing to sacrifice all aspects of Kansas to the failed policies of Gov. Sam Brownback if in doing so any potential presidential run by Brownback is thwarted. Kansas voters deserve the fate they’ve chosen, but let’s keep it local.

Brownback said when he took over as governor there was only $876 in the bank. Boy, the good old days – now we are projecting a deficit of $648 million next fiscal year. Wow. Looks like we never had it so good as we did before Brownback took office.

Our governor is standing by his decisions to lower small-business taxes and run the state into the ground healthwise, educationwise and fiscally. A close election did not make him rethink anything. He got his four more years of power and honor.

Remember when the greenies predicted the shortage of fuels? Now we’re experiencing an overabundance of supply.

A liberal is someone who if an employer came along and begged them to accept $1 million a year to go on payroll but still do nothing, they’d finally give up their unemployment and get on the payroll.

Since WSU sold the TV rights of its basketball games to one cable company, I no longer can watch my favorite basketball team on TV. Thank golly there are a lot of other good basketball teams to watch and follow.

Watching the local news on TV is now the same as watching national news. Whatever happened to investigative news at the local level?

This story was originally published January 4, 2015 at 6:03 PM with the headline "Opinion Line Extra (Jan. 5)."