Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Trump Supporters Disappointed He Only Wants to Ban One Religion

▪  Study: Scalia Better Off in “Less Advanced” Court

▪  Obama Terrorism Speech Heavily Criticized by People With No Better Ideas

▪  Koch Brothers Get Each Other Same Election for Christmas

▪  Family With 2-Hour Layover Sets Up Rough Shantytown at Airport Gate

▪  Kobe Bryant Tears Up While Reflecting on All the Mistakes Teammates Made During His Career

This story was originally published December 13, 2015 at 6:01 PM.