Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Obama Returns From Paris Climate Talks With Couple Energy-Efficient Lightbulbs

▪  Iowa Residents Mystified After Strange Sign Bearing Word ‘Kasich’ Appears on Roadside Overnight

▪  Rubio Campaign Deploys 6,000 Ground Troops to Combat ISIS

▪  Authorities Say Country Still an Active Shooter Situation

▪  EPA Urges Nation to Develop New Air Source

▪  Adjunct Professor Hoping Some Student Leaves Behind Warm Pair of Gloves Today

This story was originally published December 6, 2015 at 6:01 PM.