Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Cheney Calls for International Ban on Torture Reports

▪  Citigroup to Move Headquarters to U.S. Capitol Building

▪  Obama Calls for Turret-Mounted Video Cameras on All Police Tanks

▪  Republicans Question Obama’s Motives for Fixing Economy

▪  Teenager Sick of Mother Barging Into Room With Clean, Folded Clothes

▪  CIA Admits Role in 1985 Coup to Oust Lead Singer David Lee Roth From Van Halen

This story was originally published December 21, 2014 at 6:02 PM.