Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines
The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:
▪ Cheney Calls for International Ban on Torture Reports
▪ Citigroup to Move Headquarters to U.S. Capitol Building
▪ Obama Calls for Turret-Mounted Video Cameras on All Police Tanks
▪ Republicans Question Obama’s Motives for Fixing Economy
▪ Teenager Sick of Mother Barging Into Room With Clean, Folded Clothes
▪ CIA Admits Role in 1985 Coup to Oust Lead Singer David Lee Roth From Van Halen
This story was originally published December 21, 2014 at 6:02 PM.