Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  GOP Warns Refugees Likely to Be Driven to Terrorism by Way America Would Treat Them

▪  Trump’s Focus on Muslims Distracting Him From Campaign Against Mexicans, Supporters Fear

▪  Carson Announces Detailed Plan to Google Syria

▪  Historians Politely Remind Nation to Check What’s Happened in Past Before Making Any Big Decisions

▪  Obama Issues Presidential Pardon to Get Biden Out of Jail for Third Time This Year

▪  Aging Peyton Manning Now Forced to Take Field With Assistance Dog

▪  Butterball Releases New Travel-Size Turkey

This story was originally published November 22, 2015 at 6:01 PM.