Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  New GOP Debate Format Forbids Questions About Things Candidates Said, Did

▪  Republicans’ Demands for Upcoming Debates Include No Questions From, for or About Women

▪  Obama Aims to Limit Civilian Casualties With Switch to Taser Drones

▪  Wealthiest Americans Ominously Remind Nation They Could Easily Drop Another $10 Billion On Election

▪  Paul Ryan Discovers Half-Finished Escape Tunnel Leading Out of Speaker’s Office

▪  Health Officials Urging Americans to Do Something, Anything for 30 Minutes a Day

▪  Royals Prove Doubters Who Were Still Paying Attention Wrong

This story was originally published November 8, 2015 at 6:03 PM.