Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Cruz, Carson Differ Sharply Over Timetable for End of World

▪  John Boehner to Paul Ryan: ‘I Was Once Young and Beautiful, Too’

▪  Clinton Thanks Benghazi Committee for Invaluable Service to Her Campaign

▪  China Unable to Recruit Hackers Fast Enough to Keep Up With Vulnerabilities in U.S. Security Systems

▪  Report: Red Meat Linked to Contentedly Patting Belly

This story was originally published November 1, 2015 at 6:03 PM.