Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Iranian Team Openly Working on Bomb in Negotiating Room

▪  Republicans Accuse Obama of Treating Immigrants Like Humans

▪  EPA Unveils Plan to Add 500 Million Squirts of Lemon to U.S. Water Supply

▪  Aspiring Politician Hopes Government Leaves Some Women’s Rights for Him to Gut One Day

▪  Thanksgiving Affords Nation Rare Opportunity to Eat Large Amounts of Food While Watching Football

– Phillip Brownlee

This story was originally published November 30, 2014 at 6:01 PM.