Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Benghazi Committee Instructs Hillary Clinton to Limit Answers to ‘I Failed the American People’

▪  Benghazi Hearings Canceled After Clinton Drops Out of Race

▪  Clinton Compiles Mental List During Hearing of People to Destroy

▪  David Koch Delivers New Suit With Note Reading ‘Wear This Tonight’ to Marco Rubio’s Hotel Room

▪  Bobby Jindal Lies to Parents About Winning GOP Nomination

▪  Report: Nation Spends $50 Billion Annually to Get Kids Excited About Things

This story was originally published October 25, 2015 at 7:03 PM.