Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  5 Million Illegal Immigrants to Realize Dreams of Having Deportation Deferred

▪  GOP Unveils Immigration Plan: ‘We Must Make America Somewhere No One Wants to Live’

▪  Republicans Demand Return of Passive Obama

▪  Senate Democrats Hoping to Go Out in Final Blaze of Glory by Passing One Last Neutered Bill

▪  Country on Wrong Track, Say People Who Did Not Vote

– Phillip Brownlee

This story was originally published November 23, 2014 at 6:02 PM.