Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Americans Opposed to Being Shot Seek Representation in Washington

▪  Report: Increase in Gun Sales to Be Most Concrete Result of Obama’s Pro-Gun-Control Speech

▪  Ben Carson: Pompeii Victims Should Have Outrun Lava

▪  Sight of 400 War Elephants on Horizon Marks Hillary Clinton’s Arrival in Swing State

▪  GOP Candidates Fiercely Divided Over How Much Voltage Border Wall Should Be Electrified With

▪  George W. Bush Enjoying New Status as Smarter Bush

▪  Man Overjoyed He No Longer Has to Purchase Entire Day’s Worth of Egg McMuffins in Morning

▪  Twitter Announces There Are No Trending Topics Today

This story was originally published October 11, 2015 at 7:03 PM.