Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Nation Thanks Pope for Briefly Bumping Trump From News

▪  Pope Francis Reverses Position on Capitalism After Seeing Wide Variety of American Oreos

▪  Boehner to Continue Repealing Obamacare After Leaving Congress

▪  Kochs Demand Scott Walker Return $900 Million

▪  Ben Carson Shattering Stereotype About Brain Surgeons Being Smart

▪  Dallas Cowboys Confident They Have Enough Pieces of Tony Romo to Win

This story was originally published September 27, 2015 at 7:02 PM.