Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Congressional Seats Sell for Record $4 Billion

▪  Obama Urged to Work Closely With People Suing Him

▪  Exit Polls Indicate Nation Suffering From Severe Memory Loss

▪  Obama Orders Two-Year Supply of Crossword Puzzles

▪  Fox News Ends Ebola Coverage: ‘Our Work Is Done’

▪  Homeless Child Apparently Unaware He Lives in Nanny State

– Phillip Brownlee

This story was originally published November 9, 2014 at 6:03 PM.