Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Fact Checking Reveals GOP Debate Was 4 Percent Fact

▪  Campaign Staffers Making Progress Conditioning Hillary Clinton to Replicate Emotions

▪  Secretary of Labor Assures Nation There Still Plenty of Jobs for Americans Willing to Outwork Robots

▪  45-Minute Phone Call to Credit Card Company Goes Great

▪  NASCAR Driver Always Forgets Which Side of Car Gas Tank on

▪  St. Louis Rams Threaten to Leave Town Unless Taxpayers Personally Build Stadium With Bare Hands

This story was originally published September 20, 2015 at 7:02 PM.