Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Obamas Decide to Stay in White House Until Daughters Finish High School

▪  Ted Cruz Worried All the Good Countries to Wall Off Taken by Other Candidates

▪  Rick Santorum Nostalgic for Time When Beliefs Were Outlandish Enough to Make Headlines

▪  Refugees Grateful for Chance to See Europe While Being Bounced From Country to Country

▪  6-Year-Old Data Entry Prodigy Already Entertaining Offers From Major Temp Agencies

▪  Patriots Never Bothered to Steal Jets’ Playbook

This story was originally published September 13, 2015 at 7:02 PM.