Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Cutting Losses, Kochs to Sell Scott Walker

▪  Nation With Crumbling Bridges and Roads Excited to Build Giant Wall

▪  5-Year-Old at Underfunded Kindergarten Enjoying Last Few Weeks Before Achievement Gap Kicks in

▪  Hubble Telescope Discovers Giant Amelia Earhart Statue on Distant Planet

▪  Full Summer of Tending Backyard Garden Produces Single Edible Cherry Tomato

▪  Federal Judge Admits Having Tom Brady on Fantasy Team

This story was originally published September 6, 2015 at 7:01 PM.