Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines
The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:
▪ Republicans Defend Right to Be Born and Immediately Deported
▪ Teacher Asks Students to Split Into 2 Groups to Simulate Ideal Class Size
▪ Out-of-Control Scott Walker Injured After Wildly Careening Between Stances on Immigration
▪ Guantanamo Bay Begins Construction on Senior Care Wing
▪ Amazon CEO Says Employees Lacking Empathy Will Be Instantly Purged
▪ KC Chiefs Rookies Forced to Lug Andy Reid’s Snacks to and From Practice
This story was originally published August 30, 2015 at 7:01 PM.