Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Trump Fails to Back Up Misogynist Slurs With Anti-Woman Proposals, Rivals Say

▪  Bernie Sanders Shamelessly Pandering to Voters Who Want to Hear Truth

▪  Arne Duncan Stressed About Preparing for Standardized Secretary of Education Exam

▪  Poll: 89% of Americans Believe Obama Has Failed to Bring America Closer to Celestial Utopia of Endless Pleasure

▪  Scientists Continue Developing Alternative Energy Sources for Americans to Waste

This story was originally published August 16, 2015 at 7:01 PM.