Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Nation Worried That Rest of World Might Have Seen GOP Debate

▪  Jindal Says He Didn’t Want to Be in Lame Debate Anyway

▪  Trump Delivers Anecdote About Small-Business Owner Who Isn’t Half the Man He Is

▪  Bernie Sanders Clearly in Pocket of High-Rolling Teacher Who Donated $300 to His Campaign

▪  New Statewide Education Standards Require Teachers to Forever Change Lives of 30% of Students

This story was originally published August 9, 2015 at 7:01 PM.