Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from theonion.com:

▪  Overcrowded GOP Field Forces Iowa to Construct Massive Town Hall Stadium

▪  GOP Candidates Offered Cash Voucher to Give Up Spot and Participate in Later Election

▪  World’s 22,000 Polar Bears Forced to Share Last Remaining Iceberg

▪  Report: Rising Disney World Ticket Costs Prompting Many Parents to Leave Children at Home

▪  Eminem Terrified as Daughter Begins Dating Man Raised on His Music

This story was originally published August 2, 2015 at 7:01 PM.