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Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Some Fear Ebola Outbreak Could Make Nation Turn to Science

▪  Jerry Jones Vows Cowboys Stadium Will Be Most Spectacular Ebola Quarantine Center Ever

▪  Voters Excited to Use Midterms to Put Country Back on Different Wrong Track

▪  Kim Jong Un’s Absence Leaves North Korean Government Officials No One to Agree With

▪  GOP Leader: 5 Million Forced Back to Work Under Obama

▪  Doctor Informs Kevin Durant He’ll Never Dunk Again Without Cane