Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Trump Says He Heroically Avoided Capture in Vietnam by Staying in U.S.

▪  Scott Walker Assures GOP Voters He Is as Horrible as Trump

▪  Report: Airlines Installing Uncomfortable Bumps in Seatbacks Because It Pleases Them

▪  Bicyclists Begin Formal Wear Stage of Tour de France

▪  Leonardo DiCaprio Agrees to Donate ‘It Factor’ to Science

This story was originally published July 26, 2015 at 7:02 PM.