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Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Supreme Court Forces GOP to Seek New Bogus Issues for 2016

▪  Trump Tells Iowa Dairy Farmers He Has Cows 500 Times Bigger Than Theirs

▪  Online University Allows Students to Amass Crippling Debt at Own Pace

▪  United Airlines Exploring Viability of Stacking Passengers Like Cordwood

▪  Golfer Bubba Watson Horrified to Learn Two-Thirds of Earth Covered in Water Hazards

▪  Study: U.S. Wastes 2 Million Hours Annually Figuring Out Where Tape Roll Starts

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