Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines
The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:
▪ Supreme Court Forces GOP to Seek New Bogus Issues for 2016
▪ Trump Tells Iowa Dairy Farmers He Has Cows 500 Times Bigger Than Theirs
▪ Online University Allows Students to Amass Crippling Debt at Own Pace
▪ United Airlines Exploring Viability of Stacking Passengers Like Cordwood
▪ Golfer Bubba Watson Horrified to Learn Two-Thirds of Earth Covered in Water Hazards
▪ Study: U.S. Wastes 2 Million Hours Annually Figuring Out Where Tape Roll Starts
This story was originally published July 12, 2015 at 7:01 PM.