Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Citing Security Concerns, Iraq’s Prime Minister Cancels Visit to White House

▪  Cheney: ‘No Fair’ That Obama Gets to Bomb Syria

▪  Republicans Air Early Attack Ad on Newborn Clinton

▪  Colorado School Board Votes to Ban Students

▪  Students Thankful Standardized Curriculum Sparing Them From Free-Spirited Teacher’s Antics

– Phillip Brownlee

This story was originally published October 5, 2014 at 7:02 PM with the headline "Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines."