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Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  New Law Determines Bullets No Longer Responsibility of Owner Once Fired From Gun

▪  World Begins Another Day at Mercy of 19-Year-Old Estonian Hacker

▪  Rick Santorum Slightly Embarrassed for Man Introducing Him as Next President of United States

▪  FIFA Advises Female Players Unhappy With Synthetic Turf to Spend More Time in Midair

▪  Cleveland’s Dellavedova Breaks Arms, Legs, Neck; Will Play NBA Game 6