Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  NSA Compensates for Loss of Surveillance Powers by Logging on to Facebook

▪  Report Finds Drug Tunnels Most Intact Transport Infrastructure in U.S.

▪  Sepp Blatter Resigns From FIFA With Generous Severance Bribe

▪  McCain Urges Military Strikes Against FIFA

▪  ‘How Bad for the Environment Can Throwing Away 1 Plastic Bottle Be?’ 30 Million People Wonder

This story was originally published June 7, 2015 at 7:02 PM.