Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Obama Informs Nation Anarchy Will Reign During Search for New Attorney General

▪  Americans Who Have Not Read a Single Article About Syria Strongly Support Bombing It

▪  Senator Trying to Make Long-Distance Relationship Work With Constituency Back Home

▪  Woman Worried Student Loans Could Prevent Her From One Day Owning Entirely Different Kind of Crippling Debt

▪  F. Scott Fitzgerald Estate Wondering Why Ken Burns Hasn’t Come Knocking Yet

– Phillip Brownlee

This story was originally published September 28, 2014 at 7:02 PM with the headline "Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines."