Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Queen Accepts Scotland’s Apology

▪  Kerry Claims U.S. Has Found a Moderate Syrian Rebel

▪  Obama Unable to Sleep After Learning Limbaugh Liked His Speech

▪  Artifacts Discovered Buried in Washington, D.C., Suggest Humans Once Passed Laws There

▪  Female GOP Senators Propose Earning 71 Percent As Much As Male Colleagues

▪  More Cities Using Text-Based Alert System to Warn Americans if They Are in Range of NFL Players

– Phillip Brownlee

This story was originally published September 21, 2014 at 7:03 PM with the headline "Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines."