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Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Biker-Brawl Suspects Only Slightly Outnumber Republican Candidates

▪  Hillary Clinton Campaign Shuts Down After Blowing Through $2 Billion in First Month

▪  NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell Vows to Punish Whoever Responsible for Suspending Tom Brady

▪  Shell Assures Nation Most Arctic Wildlife to Go Extinct Well Before Next Spill

▪  Scientists: Earth Endangered by New Strain of Fact-Resistant Humans

Phillip Brownlee