Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Obama Assures Nation That ISIS Campaign Will Be Drawn-Out Ordeal They’re Used to

▪  Cheney Says Iraq Would Be Stable if He Were Still President

▪  Obama Vows to Split ISIS Into Dozens of Extremist Splinter Groups

▪  McCain Rips Obama’s Failure to Bomb Stonehenge

▪  Furious Obama Says Calls to Putin Going Straight to Voice Mail

▪  NFL Announces New Zero-Tolerance Policy on Videotaped Domestic Violence

– Phillip Brownlee

This story was originally published September 14, 2014 at 7:02 PM with the headline "Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines."